Why should only they get to play their games? Who decided upon these unwirtten rules?
Why can the pawns not play along?
That is what I propose; a game of chess, for the pawns of the larger game.
Should those that I challenge win? They shall see their wildest dreams come true. (Assuming that your wildest dream is to receive a charming gift basket.)
Should they lose? Well, you should probably try not to lose.
Dr. Malice was it? You have led quite the life, haven't you? Arson, Murder, Jaywalking......
What do you say you ad I play a game?