Thursday, February 9, 2012

The not so grand game!

Why should only they get to play their games? Who decided upon these unwirtten rules?

Why can the pawns not play along?

That is what I propose; a game of chess, for the pawns of the larger game.

Should those that I challenge win? They shall see their wildest dreams come true. (Assuming that your wildest dream is to receive a charming gift basket.)

Should they lose? Well, you should probably try not to lose.

Dr. Malice was it? You have led quite the life, haven't you? Arson, Murder, Jaywalking......

What do you say you ad I play a game?

33 comments:

  1. Wait. Arson, murder, and jaywalking? I've heard this term before...

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  2. I was only aware of The Murder.

    So this is The Child's plan?

    You want to play a game? Alright then I accept.

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  3. I may have been mistaken, the line simply sounded good.

    *cough*

    LET THE GAMES BEGIN!

    I hope you don't mind if I take white, I just can't see it suiting you. (And, in chase you're not aware what chess notation looks like; http://www.scoutermom.com/wp-content/uploads/chessboard.jpg )

    Knight to C3

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  5. Well now, this should prove interesting.

    Pawn to F3

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  6. Pawn to A4

    I wonder how long it will take until your just another fallen piece...

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    1. Queen to H4

      February 14th if I win this game and the larger one I was drafted into.

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    1. Queen to h5

      Would you chase your quarry despite an obvious trap?

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  8. Bishop to H3

    Perhaps. Not all traps are created equal.

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  9. You do not disappoint.

    Knight to F6

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  10. I don't remmeber the chess symbol for castling so I'll just say king castles (King g1 Rook f1)

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  11. King to F1

    So how did it feel to murder him?

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  12. Bishop to C5

    I couldn't answer that even if I was willing to.

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  13. Queen to B3

    Was it even you? Or were those strings pulling you along?

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  14. Queen to F2

    I'm not sure but I think that's mate.

    I wish I could blame the strings but The Wooden Girl is one of those on my side...

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  16. It appears that is mate.

    Congratulations on your victory, however fleeting it might be.

    You should be expecting a charming gift basket within four to five business days.

    Don't worry if you end up somewhere else, just check the Door's mailbox when it appears.

    And no, the apple isn't a bomb. Why do you ask?

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  17. I won't find a little child in the basket either right?

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  18. I don't believe so. But if you do, you should probably call up the Empty City Post Office with your complaint.

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    1. Right well. Minus the playing for my life aspect that was quite enjoyable. Under better circumstances (Not days away from death with the body of a student of mine beside me) I might have even challenged you best 2 out of 3.

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  19. dudes, you just played a chess match over a blog. neeeeerds.

    anyway, i, whitelight, shall dub thee...//Whatshisname//.

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