Why should only they get to play their games? Who decided upon these unwirtten rules?
Why can the pawns not play along?
That is what I propose; a game of chess, for the pawns of the larger game.
Should those that I challenge win? They shall see their wildest dreams come true. (Assuming that your wildest dream is to receive a charming gift basket.)
Should they lose? Well, you should probably try not to lose.
Dr. Malice was it? You have led quite the life, haven't you? Arson, Murder, Jaywalking......
What do you say you ad I play a game?
Wait. Arson, murder, and jaywalking? I've heard this term before...
ReplyDeleteI was only aware of The Murder.
ReplyDeleteSo this is The Child's plan?
You want to play a game? Alright then I accept.
I may have been mistaken, the line simply sounded good.
ReplyDelete*cough*
LET THE GAMES BEGIN!
I hope you don't mind if I take white, I just can't see it suiting you. (And, in chase you're not aware what chess notation looks like; http://www.scoutermom.com/wp-content/uploads/chessboard.jpg )
Knight to C3
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ReplyDeleteApologies I meant pawn to E5
ReplyDeleteWell now, this should prove interesting.
ReplyDeletePawn to F3
Bishop to C5
ReplyDeletePawn to A4
ReplyDeleteI wonder how long it will take until your just another fallen piece...
Queen to H4
DeleteFebruary 14th if I win this game and the larger one I was drafted into.
Pawn to G3
ReplyDeleteQueen to h5
DeleteWould you chase your quarry despite an obvious trap?
Bishop to H3
ReplyDeletePerhaps. Not all traps are created equal.
You do not disappoint.
ReplyDeleteKnight to F6
Pawn to D3
ReplyDeleteI get that a lot.
Pawn to B5
DeleteKnight to B5
ReplyDeleteThe first pawn falls.
I don't remmeber the chess symbol for castling so I'll just say king castles (King g1 Rook f1)
ReplyDeleteHmmm, clever.
ReplyDeleteKnight to C7
Knight to E8
DeletePawn to G4
ReplyDeleteBishop to B4
ReplyDeleteCheck
Pawn to C3
ReplyDeletenot bad.
Queen to H4
ReplyDeleteCheck again
King to F1
ReplyDeleteSo how did it feel to murder him?
Bishop to C5
ReplyDeleteI couldn't answer that even if I was willing to.
Queen to B3
ReplyDeleteWas it even you? Or were those strings pulling you along?
Queen to F2
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure but I think that's mate.
I wish I could blame the strings but The Wooden Girl is one of those on my side...
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ReplyDeleteIt appears that is mate.
ReplyDeleteCongratulations on your victory, however fleeting it might be.
You should be expecting a charming gift basket within four to five business days.
Don't worry if you end up somewhere else, just check the Door's mailbox when it appears.
And no, the apple isn't a bomb. Why do you ask?
I won't find a little child in the basket either right?
ReplyDeleteI don't believe so. But if you do, you should probably call up the Empty City Post Office with your complaint.
ReplyDeleteRight well. Minus the playing for my life aspect that was quite enjoyable. Under better circumstances (Not days away from death with the body of a student of mine beside me) I might have even challenged you best 2 out of 3.
Deletedudes, you just played a chess match over a blog. neeeeerds.
ReplyDeleteanyway, i, whitelight, shall dub thee...//Whatshisname//.